i have some new "baller bands"

nike, via their amazing marketing department have launched a new "band" in the style of "livestrong" (my whole family has "livestrong" bands) - this band is the "baller band" and if designed to promote "pro basketball" qualities. but, unlike the livestrong band, which costs $1.00 and helps fight cancer, this band costs, on average, $4.00 and fights nothing that i have been able to find. here are a few bands i created for "pro-sport" people (both owners and players)