the magic potion

all right, it's been developed.  a special liquid that will bring you from a baby boomer to a gen-x'er; or at least that is what the email i got said.  they called it "human growth hormone with igf-1" and it is amazing it will help you reduce the amount of sleep you need, cause wounds to heal faster, you can lose weight while you sleeping, all that and be less winded when exercise.  it will put color back in gray hair, grow hair back where it had once fallen out, tighten your skin, strengthen your bones and all this while helping you build your muscles quicker.  isn't science great?  and all you need do is send them a ton of cash, wow.  they get rich, and you get the shaft - not that's capitalism at it's best.


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